Sometimes, 44-30-42 with FF-cup naturals is all you need to know about a girl. And then there’s Maria Moore.
This 28-year-old super plumper from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, is something else. She loves to read…and watch porn. She loves to study law…and watch football over beer and chicken wings. She loves to play with her own boobs…yet she’s a vibrator junkie. And although she considers herself to be a romantic…well, wait until you hear Maria’s idea of the perfect first date.
XL Girls: Maria, this is the truth. I woke up this morning and said to myself, “I really hope I see some big boobs today.”
Maria: [Laughs] Well, you’re looking at them! I think they measure in
at 36 double-F right now.
XL Girls: What’s your range?
Maria: From thirty-four triple-Ds, and sometimes they’re bigger then double-Fs. I’m a little bit bigger than a double-F right now.
XL Girls: What does your size depend upon? Time of the month?
Maria: I don’t know. It’s just whatever I wake up with. I get lucky sometimes.
XL Girls: You’re familiar with Voluptuous and XL Girls. Why do you read big-boob magazines?
Maria: Because I like to know that there are others out there like me. That I’m not a breed unto myself.
XL Girls: So Voluptuous and XL Girls make you feel better about yourself?
Maria: Not better, more comfortable. That I’m part of a group.
XL Girls: How many women have you met who are as naturally busty as you?
Maria: None. [Laughs]
XL Girls: You’re one of a kind?
Maria: In Philadelphia I am. My neighbors love me. [Laughs] They find my boobs kind of entertaining. You just have to look at them, whether you’re a man or a woman. How can you not look? But sometimes I don’t know if it’s a look of, “I want that,” or a look of, “Oh, my God! Look at that!” [Laughs]
XL Girls: What do you wear around the neighborhood?
Maria: Casual stuff. Shorts. T-shirts. I never really dress to show off my breasts. They’re just there.
XL Girls: Do neighbors stare at you and make comments about you?
Maria: Well, there are a lot of girlfriends slapping their boyfriends when I’m around, but for the most part, people are pretty respectful. Most people just become my friend really fast. [Laughs] I used to run every morning, and all the men in my neighborhood would watch me and say, “Hi, Maria!” I was just the neighborhood girl.
XL Girls: Did you wear a sports bra?
Maria: I used to wear two bras, a sports bra and then a shirt with a built-in bra. I had to give up running. It’s not very good for big-boobed girls.
XL Girls: That must have been a scene.
Maria: It was. It was pretty obnoxious. My boobs were everywhere.
XL Girls: Let’s go back to your boob beginnings. When did you blossom?
Maria: Probably about 12. I was flat-chested, then one day I woke up and I had C cups. They were just there, and I had to change my whole life because of them. I had been a real tomboy. Played sports. I didn’t even know how to wear a bra. Then, all of a sudden, there they were. I was overwhelmed for about a year or two. They just grew and grew.
XL Girls: Do boobs run in your family?
Maria: My mother doesn’t have them, but I have five sisters, and three of us have very big boobs. The other two take after my mother. But my grandmother was huge.
XL Girls: As big as you?
Maria: She was bigger. Much bigger. I have really good boob genes. My mother’s mother had huge boobs, too.
XL Girls: Did you have to stop playing sports when you developed?
Maria: I didn’t stop, but I became shy about it. I didn’t want to be out there running track anymore because I was suddenly aware of the fact that my boobs were bouncing up and down, and I didn’t like it. I ran track for a little while, but I used to ace-bandage my boobs down because I was really so embarrassed by them.
XL Girls: Did you ever get into trouble because of your boobs?
Maria: I can’t remember when I was in a bad situation because of something I had on, because I was showing too much. I mean, when I went to certain school functions, people would say, “What are you wearing?” but I would just explain to them that I can’t help it. My boobs are just there.
XL Girls: That’s boob prejudice.
Maria: There is a huge boob prejudice. [Laughs] People really stereotype me because I have big boobs. They see me as being more of a bimbo, a little bit more on the easy side, which is not necessarily true. I mean, yes, when you have big boobs, you’re a little more out there with your sexuality because they make you so much more aware of it. You can’t miss the fact that, “Yes, I have these things on my chest.” But I hated that, growing up, I was always looked at like, “Maybe she’s not so smart, but she has a really nice rack.”
XL Girls: But that’s not true. I mean, you do have a really nice rack, but you’re pretty smart, too.
Maria: I think so. I’m rather intelligent.
XL Girls: You went to a good school.
Maria: I went to one of the better schools. I was one of the luckiest people in the country.
XL Girls: We won’t say what school, but 98% of the world couldn’t get into it.
Maria: Probably not. And I want to go to law school. [Laughs] I want to fight against boob prejudice.
XL Girls: Are people surprised by how smart you are?
Maria: Usually. They don’t expect me to be smart.
XL Girls: They think boob size is disproportionate to brain size, don’t they?
Maria: Yes, they do.
XL Girls: Does that piss you off, or does it make you laugh?
Maria: Depends on the day. For the most part, though, it makes me laugh because I know I have the one up on them.
XL Girls: Do you know how heavy your breasts are?
Maria: Eight pounds each. I just had them weighed.
XL Girls: Do you like to show off your chest?
Maria: Yes, but there’s a time and a place. Like, right here, right now, it’s good to show off my boobs. I’m proud of them. But if I was going to a restaurant where it wouldn’t be suitable, I’d cover them up. I mean, I always like to put on a little show. They’re mine. I’m happy with them. But, for the most part, I wear turtlenecks, because you can still see they’re there. A form-fitting turtleneck has a sexier look than form-fitting cleavage. And if I’m going out, I tend to wear suits with just a bra underneath so you can see the cleavage. The jacket covers them up but leaves just a little exposed. Just enough.
XL Girls: Where do you buy your bras?
Maria: Mostly on the Internet. There are a few different sites that have bigger sizes. But it’s not easy. I get a lot of, “This is on back order. We don’t have this in. We’ll have this in in three months.” For the most part, I go to Frederick’s of Hollywood or the Net.
XL Girls: Where do you feel the weight when you’re wearing a bra?
Maria: In my back. I do a lot of yoga, though, so I have a pretty strong back.
XL Girls: Let’s talk about sex. Do most guys have any idea how to handle your big boobs?
Maria: There are a few out there who know, but most guys, no. I think they’re just overwhelmed by them. A lot of times when I’m with a guy, they just avoid them. I mean, I like the same things that girls with B cups like.
XL Girls: Do you enjoy the attention that your boobs give you?
Maria: Sometimes. I’ve learned to like it. I don’t like it when I’m trying to be serious, when I’m trying to get something accomplished and people are not focusing, looking at my boobs.
XL Girls: What kinds of situations?
Maria: When I was working in a certain field, I would always be trying to close a deal, and I couldn’t because people were more interested in the fact that my blouse was fanning. They couldn’t focus on the fact that I was a person trying to do a job. They just kept looking, and I don’t blame them, because for five minutes, it’s entertaining. But after that it’s like, “Okay. Time’s over.”
XL Girls: You didn’t always love your boobs, did you?
Maria: No. I didn’t start to love them until I met a man who loved boobs. Before that, I always felt self-conscious about them. I was one of those girls who would invent a reason to leave her bra on. I didn’t feel good about them because I thought, “God, these are so crazy and big,” and I thought my nipples were too big. When I was alone, I’d always play with them, but when I was with a man, I tended to leave them alone and not ask for attention for them. And then I met someone who really liked them, and he was just a freak about them, it turned my whole idea around, because he gave me this appreciation for big boobs. Like, yeah, they’re really beautiful.
XL Girls: When you’re alone, you play with them. Usually, we don’t hear that.
Maria: I can’t speak for everyone else, but I love to play with my boobs. A vibrator in one hand, usually my right, and my boobs in the other. I squeeze and pull.
XL Girls: Hard?
Maria: Yeah, I like it hard. On the nipples, especially. Some-times I’ll put nipple clamps on and leave both hands free. I enjoy it. My nipples are very sensitive, but they have a high tolerance for pain.
XL Girls: So a guy can bite them?
Maria: Oh, yes! And hard! [Laughs] Make me happy.
XL Girls: You have very large areolae.
Maria: Four inches across. I used to think they were too big, then a boob man made me realize they were great.
XL Girls: What did he do to make you appreciate your boobs?
Maria: He just loved them so much. And now I look at women and I’m like, “They wish they had these.”
XL Girls: Have you ever accidentally smothered a guy with your breasts?
Maria: No, but I’ve thought about it. [Laughs] It would look like an accident. I could definitely get away with it.
XL Girls: No jury would convict you.
Maria: No! [Laughs] Innocent me?
XL Girls: What do you wear when you go to the beach?
Maria: A bikini, because I have to buy two separate pieces. A string bikini.
XL Girls: You must get quite a reaction.
Maria: I do get a very nice reaction on the beach. Always have, and that was always a good ego boost. I’ve had a lot of people come up to me and say, “I just want to tell you, you look great. I love your body.” That’s always nice.
XL Girls: Do you go to the beach alone?
Maria: Not usually. For the most part, I usually go with girlfriends, I go with family, I go with everybody. I just love the beach.
XL Girls: Do your boobs float?
Maria: Yes, but I don’t swim.
XL Girls: How about in your professional life? Does having boobs like yours open many doors for you?
Maria: It does, but I don’t take advantage of opportunities just because I have big boobs. Sometimes I let them make it work for me, but it depends on what it is. If it’s serious, and I know it really matters, I usually do it on my own, without the help of my big boobs.
XL Girls: So let’s say you become a lawyer one day. Do you want to be a trial lawyer?
Maria: I would like to become a trial lawyer, but I think I’d have a hard time defending guilty people. I might go into corporate law because that’s where the money is.
XL Girls: How do you see yourself dressing in a courtroom situation?
Maria: I’d cover them up. It’s not the time and place.
XL Girls: You want to be appreciated for your intelligence?
Maria: Yes, in that situation.
XL Girls: But there are times when you feel like being sexy.
Maria: Right, and at those times it’s great for someone to appreciate me only for my boobs. That’s fine.
XL Girls: Do you like girls sexually?
Maria: Yes, I do.
XL Girls: Do girls like your boobs?
Maria: At first, they normally don’t, but my boobs have this affect on people when they’re around them. They can’t help but like them. They’re hypnotic or something. They turn people into boob people, men and women.
XL Girls: You’ve had sex with women?
Maria: I have. But there’s really no difference with a woman. Some women go straight for the cookie, some like to go for my tits, some like to get me drunk. [Laughs]
XL Girls: What do you like?
Maria: I’m a doer. I don’t like to lay back and have everything done to me. I like to be participating in the event.
XL Girls: Do you like big boobs?
Maria: I like all boobs, but I’m especially fond of big boobs. And I didn’t realize this until six months ago when I started looking through magazines. I knew I liked boobs, and I knew I liked a larger size, like a C-cup or a D-cup, but when I started seeing how many really pretty big boobs there are out there, I started thinking, “They’re not too bad, either.” I don’t like an A-cup or a B-cup on another woman.
XL Girls: Have you had sex with women with big boobs?
Maria: Well, not really big. I have a friend who has double-Ds.
XL Girls: You played with her boobs?
Maria: Yes! She has good nipples. She had some surgery done, and she had innie nipples. She was a D-cup then, and I love innie nipples. There’s just something about them. They were so much fun because they were so different, then when she had the surgery, it made her nipples pop out, so she has these nipples that are always hard.
XL Girls: Ever had a threesome?
Maria: Yes.
XL Girls: Was it two guys and you or you, another girl and a guy?
Maria: Well, I’ve had it both ways. I’ve been with two guys, I’ve been with a guy and a girl. They were paying a lot of attention to me. It was fun. Everyone had a happy ending. [Laughs]
XL Girls: You’re a pretty open person sexually, aren’t you?
Maria: Oh, yeah. Definitely. I like sex. I’m pretty open to it. I think about it far too much. It’s very disruptive.
XL Girls: Okay, this is a really bad question, and you can slap my face if you want: Are you easy?
Maria: Yes! [Laughs] And proud of it.
XL Girls: Well, if guys want it on the first date, why shouldn’t girls?
Maria: Well, I have a theory about the first date. I think you should have sex first. Why waste your time having dinner with somebody you don’t like? I think you should just get it out of the way and find out if the sex is good, and then, if it works out, have dinner.
XL Girls: Let me get this right. A guy asks you out…
Maria: I believe in him coming in first and fucking me. I invite him in and have sex. That’s my preference. I’ve been rejected a few times and had a few bad dinners, but it usually works out to both of our advantages. We have sex and we relax during dinner. We have a better date, and, of course, we like each other more. I think that’s a better way.
XL Girls: Okay, Maria, let’s try this. Knock-knock.
Maria: [Laughs] Who’s there?
XL Girls: It’s Dave, your date.
Maria: Hi, Dave, come in. [Laughs] Take off your pants.
XL Girls: That happens?
Maria: In my house it does.
XL Girls: So, it would be safe to say that you’re very sexually assertive.
Maria: Yes.
XL Girls: And if you want to have sex with a guy, you’ll speak up.
Maria: Yes.
XL Girls: You know, most girls want the dinner first.
Maria: They do not! They just think they want the dinner first. That’s the problem. It’s a rule, and they think they want to have dinner first, but they don’t really want dinner first. They want sex. It works up your appetite, then you want good food.
XL Girls: And you’ve been rejected?
Maria: Yes, believe it or not. He just said he wanted to get to know me better.
XL Girls: How much better could he get to know you than that?
Maria: That’s what I thought, but he thought it was better to do it the traditional way, have dinner first.
XL Girls: Did he get into your pants?
Maria: No. And it would’ve been a much better date if we had sex first.
XL Girls: Will you go out with a guy you can’t see yourself sleeping with?
Maria: Oh, no.
XL Girls: What kind of guys do you usually like?
Maria: Athletic. Six-foot’s good. Aver-age. I like hard-working guys. Doesn’t matter what they do for a living, as long as they get up and go to their job every day and don’t complain.
XL Girls: Do you find that if you have sex with a guy first and then go out, he talks to you and not your boobs?
Maria: Yes. It gets it out of the way.
XL Girls: Sounds like the best way to keep a guy from trying to get into your pants is to let him get into your pants.
Maria: [Laughs] That’s right! And then you can have sex again later. It’s more comfortable, because first-time sex is always a little awkward. You get it out of the way, hopefully you both cum, go to dinner, work up another appetite, have a few drinks, you’re relaxed, go back and do it again. It’s better the second time. Everyone’s happy.
XL Girls: What if it’s bad the first time?
Maria: Then you don’t do it again. Well, I shouldn’t say that. Sometimes I do try again. Sometimes you can be with someone and it’s not great, but you know there’s potential for it to be good. There’ve been times when I’ve had terrible sex and I gave a second chance. Or he gave me a second chance.
XL Girls: What’s terrible sex?
Maria: It doesn’t feel right. There’s a lack of chemistry. It’s not so much in performance or size. There are just some people who don’t click together.
XL Girls: What’s a good first date to you? After sex.
Maria: Outdoorsy things. Picnics. I’ve had some really good first dates at the zoo, feeding the ducks.
XL Girls: The guy doesn’t have to take you to an expensive restaurant?
Maria: No, not at all. I mean, I like good food, but it doesn’t matter what it costs.
XL Girls: And if a guy says to you, “Let’s go down to a bar and watch Monday Night Football, drink some beers and have some wings…”
Maria: That’s a good time. Even a movie and some Chinese food, as long as you’re including me in the decision-making.
XL Girls: Well, Maria, you’re definitely one of our new favorites, and we loved having you here. Thank you for coming.
Maria: Thank you.
